Clean Bird jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe
edited by MC Jester

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What do you get if you cross a hummingbird and a doorbell?
A humdinger

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of pray

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What do you call a rude bird?
A mockingbird

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Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe

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How does a bird with a broken wing land safely?
Using its sparrowchute

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Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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Why did the bird go to the doctor?
He needed tweetment.

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Clean Parrot jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

14 jokes

Bird jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor

3 jokes

Clean Skunk jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by NumeroOcho

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

3 jokes

Clean Puppy jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...

40 jokes

Clean Giraffe jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

Why do giraffes have long neckss? cause they are compensating for...