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What kind of dog do vampires have?
Bloodhounds
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What is a dog wearing a Rolex?
A watch dog
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What kind of dog is always running a fever?
A hot dog
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What did the dog say to the flea?
Stop bugging me!
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Man: My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Woman: Take his bike away.
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Customer: I'd like a puppy for my son.
Pet Shop Employee: Sorry, sir, we don't do exchanges.
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"I poured Spot remover on my dog and now he's gone!"
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Wherever you left him!
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What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree
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What did the dog say to its litter?
Hush, puppies!
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Why did the dog disappear?
Someone spilled spot remover on it.
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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone!"
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a film studio?
Colliewood
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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.
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Why does a dog lick his butt?
Because he knows in 5 minutes he'll be licking your face.
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What is the favorite holiday of dogs?
Howloween
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What is black and white and red all over?
A Dalmation with a bad sunburn.
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Which kind of dog tells time?
A watchdog
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What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog
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What do dogs eat at the movies?
Pupcorn
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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
The retail store
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What did the cowboy say after he watched a bear eat Lassie?
"Well, doggone!"
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Why did the man put his dog on a locomotive?
He wanted to train him.
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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks!
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in the barking lot!
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