Clean Football jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
edited by MC Jester

6 Jokes

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What do quarterbacks put on their sandwiches?
Pass-trami

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What did the football say to the football player?
I get a kick out of you.

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Why did the couch go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.

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Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!

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Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?

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2 jokes

College Football jokes

Requested in Sports & Hobbies by Argo

I tried out for the football team and walked on as a freshman....

2 jokes

Football jokes

Requested in Sports & Hobbies by MC Jester

Did you hear the joke about the football game that ended...

3 jokes

Clean Baseball jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.

5 jokes

Clean Golf jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

Golfer: "Caddy, how do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir,...

1 Joke

Super Bowl jokes

Requested in Sports & Hobbies by JustMe

You might be a redneck if you think the Super Bowl is in...