Answer 1

Did you hear about the 2-car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died.

Answer 2

What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon

Answer 3

"You'll never catch me making fun of Mexicans. No way, Jose."

Answer 4

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan

Answer 5

What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip

Answer 6

When a Mexican runs into a wall what is the first thing that hits?
His lawn mower!

Answer 7

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they always steal the green card.

Answer 8

What do you call Mexicans on a trampoline?
Mexican jumping beans

Answer 9

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?
Borders

Answer 10

Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels?
So they can drive with handcuffs on!

Answer 11

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Answer 12

What do you call a midget Mexican?
Paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Answer 13

What do you call a Mexican who had his car stolen?
Carlos

Answer 14

Are people jealous of the Irish? Yes, they're green with envy.

Answer 15

Why are all black people fast? All the slow ones are in jail.

Answer 16

Answer 17

Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.

Answer 18

What is the new low-fat Christian wafer called? "I Can't Believe...