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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
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Monday is the root of all evil.
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Why did the bathtub salesman quit?
He was knee deep in hot water.
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Worker: You have to give me a raise. There are 3 other companies after me.
Boss: Really? What other companies are after you?
Worker: The gas company, the telephone company, and the electric company.
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Worker: I can't come in today. I'm having problems with my eyes.
Boss: What's wrong with them?
Worker: I just can't see myself coming into work today.
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To make a long story short... well, it helps if the boss walks in!
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"I'm not working in that sweatshop anymore. Sweat isn't in such high demand anymore."
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Beat the 5 o'clock rush... leave work at noon.
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Did you hear about the guy that was fired from the canning factory?
He got caught taking a pea.
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Boss: You don't look very busy.
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"I'd quit my job but I need the sleep."
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I pretend to work here and they pretend to pay me.
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