Answer 1

Yo mama so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Answer 2

Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I'm wearing... I said Guess and she said Levi's.

Answer 3

Yo mama so fat she works at the movie theater... as the screen.

Answer 4

Yo mama so boring if she threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back to her.

Answer 5

Your mama so stupid she got stuck in a supermarket over night and starved to death

Answer 6

Yo mama so tall she can see her house from anywhere.

Answer 7

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

Answer 8

Yo mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.

Answer 9

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Answer 10

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Answer 11

Yo mama so lazy she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Answer 12

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

Answer 13

Yo mama so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok.

Answer 14

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and then hit her head on the moon.

Answer 15

Yo mama so tall when she is playing basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop!

Answer 16

Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.

Answer 17

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Answer 18

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Answer 19

Yo mama so short her best friend is an ant.

Answer 20

Yo mama so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party!

Answer 21

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Answer 22

Yo mama so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger at McDonald's and said "hold the cheese."

Answer 23

Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed.

Answer 24

Yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and a booger came out of...

Answer 25

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 26

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 27

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 28

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.