Answer 1

Why was the builder so short?
He had been contracting for a long time.

Answer 2

Which part of the government is made of MDF?
The cabinet

Answer 3

How did the cement mixer ruin the mortar mix?
He threw in the trowel.

Answer 4

What keeps a roofing team together?
Trussed

Answer 5

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say?
"Underlay! Underlay!"

Answer 6

Why was work on the chimney delayed?
The contractor was at home with the flue.

Answer 7

What do window and door manufacturers spread on their toast?
Jamb

Answer 8

Why are renderers so fun to be around?
They're always getting plastered!

Answer 9

Answer 10

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Answer 11

Answer 12

Dad: You can't be buying all these toys. Do you think money grows...

Answer 13

Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's...