Answer 1

Two confirmed bachelors started talking. One said "I got a cookbook once but I could never do anything with it. Every one of the recipes started by saying 'Take a clean dish and...'"

Answer 2

No one says "Guess who's coming to dinner" in Mary's house because 9 times out of 10 it's the paramedics!

Answer 3

A man tells his friend "my wife's cooking is so bad the family says a prayer after we eat!"

Answer 4

Why were there screams coming from the kitchen?
The cook was beating the eggs.

Answer 5

"I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but my doctor advised me to eat out more regularly."

Answer 6

Wife: "The two things I cook best are apple pie and meatloaf."
Husband: "Which is this?"

Answer 7

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook Minute Rice?

Answer 8

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.

Answer 13

These must be misfortune cookies...  

Answer 14

Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny. Waiter: Then you should...