Credit Card jokes

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Why do people use credit cards?
They're a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.

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Money isn't everything. There's also Visa and Mastercard.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Banking jokes

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Debt jokes

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Why do you feel stuck with your debt? I can't budge it.

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CPA jokes

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

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Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....