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Crime jokes

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Crime doesn't pay but at least you're your own boss.

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"My kids are reliable and trustworthy. Not once have they ever jumped bail!"

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Fight crime... Shoot back!

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How did Rodney King feel after being beaten?
Absolutely whacked!

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Ron: Why did you decide to turn yourself in?
Chad: I needed the reward money!

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If you're under house arrest and you live in a mobile home are you able to go anywhere you want?

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What do you get when you pour cement on a burglar?
A hardened criminal

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Crime doesn't pay. I guess that means my job is a crime!

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