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Dinosaur jokes

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How many scientists does it take to put a dinosaur together?
Just a skeleton crew.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork

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What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
T Wrecks

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If history repeats itself I'm getting a dinosaur.

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Clean Dinosaur jokes

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it...

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Galileo jokes

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Isaac Newton jokes

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Newton just burned the heck out of Galileo. You know what he says?...

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Mad Scientist jokes

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Measurement jokes

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I AM A TURTLE AND IM CROSSING THE ROAD BUT THERE MEASURING IT SO I...