Answer 1

A woman asked her lover "will you keep fucking me this much even after marriage?" He replied "sure, if your husband doesn't object."

Answer 2

The most popular sexual position among married couples is doggy style. The husband sits and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Answer 3

How do you get a woman to stop blowing you?
Marry her.

Answer 4

What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
They both start out with a lot of blowing, then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!

Answer 5

Wife says to husband :what does  your penis and life have in common ?
They are both to short.

Answer 6

Wife says to husband : i know you are gay
Husband says : I ain't gay but my boyfriend is
Wife says: oh OK that's fine then.
SHE is DUMB !!!!!

Answer 7

Wife says :Stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says:  same with me

Answer 8

Wife says:stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says : no that's you

Answer 9

Wife says : stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says I'm used to  it

Answer 10

A women's lover said  let's get married she said OK I'll ask my husband

Answer 11

How can you tell if your wife has Alzheimer's or AIDS? Drop her...

Answer 12

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs and what's in...

Answer 13

its the middle of winter, recess has just started two boys walk...

Answer 14

there were two rednecks drinking beer and redneck one asked...

Answer 15

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