Answer 1

Roll, roll, roll your joint,
pass it down the line,
take a toke and hold the smoke,
blow your fuckin' mind!

Answer 2

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass,
cuz the bitch couldn't make him cum

Answer 3

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
But Jack wasn't nimble,
And Jack wasn't quick,
So Jack went home with a charbroiled dick!

Answer 4

The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood to lift her top so he could suck her tits. "No," she said, lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fuckin' book says!"

Answer 5

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and pulled down his fly,
and Jill said "Where's the beef?"

Answer 6

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and used to beat her.
Punched her twice in the head,
Fucked her ass and went to bed.

Answer 7

Hickory Dickory Dock,
This bitch was suckin' my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped my goo,
And dumped her at the end of the block!

Answer 8

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could see Jill's fanny,
Jack got a shock,
And an eye full of cock,
Because Jill was a closet tranny.

Answer 9

There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose cock was so long that it bent.
When starting to screw,
It folded in two,
And instead of cumming he went.

Answer 10

Roll, roll, roll your joint,
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough and pass it to a friend!

Answer 11

Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was black as charcoal,
every time she stroked it,
sparks flew out its asshole.

Answer 12

jake and jill went up the hil
so jack could lick her candy
jack got a shock
a mouth full of cock
cause jill's real name was randy

Answer 13

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpy Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king's horses and all the kings men,
Finally had fucking eggs for breakfast again!

Answer 14

Little Bo Peep fucked a sheep,
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his ass, so very nice,
tongued his balls, not once but twice.

Answer 15

A confused young lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits were in Dallas!

Answer 16

A mad scientist from Racine,
Invented a beat-off machine,
On the ninety-ninth stroke,
The goddamn thing broke,
And beat his balls into cream.

Answer 17

Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing,
Jack took a pass and grabbed her ass,
and now two of his teeth are missing.

Answer 18

Walking thru the jungle with my dick in my hand meanest mother fucker in congo land... Look up in a tree what did i see black MF tryn piss on me... So i picked up a rock hit him in the cock watched that nigger do the jungle rock...

Answer 19

Little Johnny Horner sat in the corner eating a pizza pie, he shit pepperoni, blew his friend tony and wiped his mouth on his tie

Answer 20

Roses are red violates are blue i love ur legs but wuts in between

Answer 21

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could have sex jack fucked Jill so hard his dick got stuck in her

Answer 22

Mary Mary quite contrary,
shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

Answer 23

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I fucked your mom in the car
You were next and when I was done all u said is
Don't cum don't cum

Answer 24

i'm not calling you a slut, i'm calling you a penny : two faced, worthless and in everyone's pants.

Answer 25

There once was a man called Dave

Who kept a dead whore in a cave

He says " I admit, I'm a bit of a shit

But think of the money I save"

Answer 26

Rapunzel Rapunzel, cut down your hair!
Your pussy is too hairy for yo mama to care!

Answer 27

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go to see their daughter jack slipped and fell and said what the hell and know they have another trotter!

Answer 28

Humpty Dumpty sat the bed little no peep was giving him head as he came she started to weep She could tell by the taste that he'd been shagging her sheep

Answer 29

Little boy blue, he needed the money

Answer 30

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
I live in a flat you fucking twat so how the fuck should I know.

Answer 31

Hickory Dickery Dock
A Tramp ran up and sucked my cock
She took a shot
Until the Cum Stop

Answer 32

They all say she ain't no good,
And I don't give a shit,
Maybe she's a loser,
But she's got some tits!

Answer 33

why was the guitar teacher arrested? for fingering a minor

Answer 34

What did Hitler (Mein Führer) do when his mom walked into his kitchen?

He shut the ovens and the gas off.

Answer 35

There once was a man from Peru and he fell asleep in a canoe, while dreaming about Venus and playing with his penus he woke with a handful of goo

Answer 36

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came Jack who threw her on her back, and asked if she wanted to play.
Miss Muffet, in shock, still took his cock and sucked it the rest of the day.
Until six hours later, he finally ate her, on top of a stack of hay.
Then Little Miss Muffet decided she loved it, and hysterically begged for more,
“Please Jack, I need all of you deep inside my core.”
No problem, thought Jack, and drilled her till she was sore.

Answer 37

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
He said quite crass,
As he lubed up his ass,
At last I've found a place I can tuck it!

Answer 38

What did the Violinist say to the stripper?

How much to finger my instrument?

Answer 39

What did the mathematician say to the stripper?

Subtract your clothes and divide your legs, and I will add the sperm to multiply.

Answer 40

There once was this man named Crocket  he put his dick in a socket a bitch came in and turned on the switch and crocket took off like a rocket

Answer 41

Sex sex sex is the law law law
Where the guy gets the girl
On the floor floor floor
I got this information
From the board of education
If you want a demonstration
Lie down

Answer 42

whats funnier then 24.............
25 Hahahahaahahahahaahahaahahahahahaha

Answer 43

Jesuz Christ almighty a mouse ran up my nighty, tickled my twat I sat on the pot and he drank me apple cidey@ Oh my!

Answer 44

twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

Answer 45

Why should u never fight an dinosour Because I will get jurrass...

Answer 46

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Answer 47

Knock knock Who's there ass Ass who My dick may be to big for your...

Answer 48

yo mama suck so much dick she suck dick for breakfest lunch and...

Answer 49

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have...