Answer 1

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.

Answer 2

In a small redneck town the residents urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. He was propositioning all the teenage boys in town.

The sheriff arrests the fag and tells him "OK, homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!"

The fag says "alright but I'm going to need at least a few hours!"

Answer 3

Why do they bring a bucket of shit to a redneck wedding?
To keep the flies off of the bride.

Answer 4

What is the definition of redneck foreplay?
"Wake up bitch!"

Answer 5

A hillbilly boy was on the porch and his daddy said " boy, it's high time ye learned bout sex!" the boy asked "what's that daddy" the man replied " ye see that hole in ye mama's ass...watch this!" The man began fuckin the shit out of the boy's mama. Then his sister walk's out and ask's" what are they uh doin jr?" the boy say's "it's sex!" She ask's "what's that?" the boy said "well...I'll just show ye. Ye see that hole in daddy's ass...WATCH THIS!!!"

Answer 6

How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
She could taste the blood on her son's dick.

Answer 7

Teacher: Can you use the word 'handsome' in a sentence?
Redneck Girl: When I'm sucking dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome times.

Answer 8

Q. What do you call a redneck virgin?

A. A 7 year old who can run faster than her brother

Answer 9

What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A Fire Cracker!

Answer 10

there were two rednecks drinking beer and redneck one asked redneck two you married yet? redneck two says not yet but we'll see in two months after the family reunion.

Answer 11

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs and what's in...

Answer 12

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Answer 13

What is the difference between like, love and hate? Spit, swallow,...

Answer 14

Make love and war... Fuck your enemy!

Answer 15

A women's lover said let's get married she said OK I'll ask my...