Answer 1

Yo mama so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet.

Answer 2

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job!

Answer 3

Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mother said to her husband "DAMN I should have just gave you head!"

Answer 4

Your cock is like smaller than a tic-tac.
Yeah dude, that's why yo mama's breath is so fresh all the time!

Answer 5

Yo mama so nasty she got a dick transplant just to fuck herself!

Answer 6

Yo mama so ugly yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.

Answer 7

Yo mama so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.

Answer 8

Yo mama so ugly you can fuck her in any position and it's still doggy style!

Answer 9

Hey, if I wanted a comeback I'd just wipe it off yo mama's chin!

Answer 10

Yo mama so damn ugly the last time she heard a whistle was right before the freight train ran over her face!

Answer 11

Yo mama so fat when she masturbates it looks like a 3-way!

Answer 12

Yo mama so short she can suck my dick standing up.

Answer 13

Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.

Answer 14

Yo mama so nasty she sucks dick for food stamps!

Answer 15

Why should u never fight an dinosour Because I will get jurrass...

Answer 16

twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

Answer 17

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Answer 18

Knock knock Who's there ass Ass who My dick may be to big for your...

Answer 19

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have...