Answer 1

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer

Answer 2

"Hey, how late does the band play?"
"About a half beat behind the drummer."

Answer 3

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on their car dashboards?
So they can park in handicapped spots!

Answer 4

Johnny: I want to be a drummer when I grow up!
Mother: Sorry Johnny, you can't do both.

Answer 5

Dom: Why do you hang around with that drummer?
Sam: Beats me!

Answer 6

How do you make a drummer leave your front door?
Pay him for the pizza!

Answer 7

What is the difference between a pizza and a drummer?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Answer 8

What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks!

Answer 9

How do you confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.

Answer 10

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Answer 11

Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

Answer 12

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

Answer 13

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

Answer 14

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"