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Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts!
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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
He wrecked 3 cars, a bus and 2 fire engines.
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What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks
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Why did the ant climb up the elephant's leg twice?
Because he was pissed off.
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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
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Why are elephants such poor dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Why do elephants do so well in school?
They have a lot of grey matter.
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Why did the elephant drink so much?
He was trying to forget.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
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How you get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from ducks!
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What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea
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