Answer 1

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Answer 2

The trouble with engineers is you give them a centimeter and they take a kilometer.

Answer 3

What is the definition of an engineer?
Someone who lacks sufficient personality to be a CPA.

Answer 4

What is an engineer?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Answer 5

What was the happy structural engineer's philosophy?
I-beam, therefore I am.

Answer 6

What did the mechanical engineer do when an air conditioning pipe was flying towards him?
Duct

Answer 7

An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...

Answer 8

You might be an engineer if you look forward to Christmas only to...

Answer 9

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Answer 10

A study of economics will typically reveal the best time to buy...

Answer 11

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.