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Jessica: Did you know the milkman has a glass eye?
Julie: No, how did you find that out?
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Have you seen conjunctivitis.com?
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She was so rich she even had monograms on the bags under her eyes!
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Why did the Cyclops close his school?
He had only one pupil.
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Throwing glass is wrong in some people's eyes.
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