Answer 1

How do you know your father hates you?
He still carries around the picture of the kid that came with his wallet.

Answer 2

Boy: Policeman, can you help me? I've lost my father.
Policeman: What's he like?
Boy: Beer and women!

Answer 3

Jeremy: I'm sure wherever my dad is he's looking down on us.
Alice: When did he die?
Jeremy: Oh, he's not dead... just very condescending!

Answer 4

Why did the girl put her father in the refrigerator?
She wanted an ice cold pop!

Answer 5

Teacher: What does your daddy do?
Girl: Whatever Mommy tells him to do!

Answer 6

If your father is a poor man it's your fate. If your father-in-law is a poor man it's your stupidity.

Answer 7

A woman tells a policeman "my ex-boyfriend stole my pot!" The...

Answer 8

How can you tell when a man is a bachelor? He comes to work from a...

Answer 9

What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes

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Answer 11

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in...