Answer 1

Did you hear about the gay bank robber?
He tied up the safe and blew the guard.

Answer 2

Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
He loved to take deliveries in the rear.

Answer 3

Answer 4

3 gay guys are sitting in a hot tub and a condom floats to the top. One of the gay guys says to the others "who farted?"

Answer 5

Why can't you ever get lost in San Francisco?
Because they have AIDS on every street corner.

Answer 6

What is the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
Sucks down a cold one

Answer 7

Did you know 70% of the gay population was born that way?
The other 30% was sucked into it.

Answer 8

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But it takes a whole emergency room to get it out again!

Answer 9

What do gay horses eat?
Heeeeyyyyyy!

Answer 10

How do you say homosexual in Jewish?
Heblew

Answer 11

How can you tell if a Western is gay?
All the good guys are hung.

Answer 12

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.

Answer 13

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey, don't let's talk about the light bulb, honey, let's talk about the shade!

Answer 14

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They get screwed in the ass instead!

Answer 15

What do you call a gay dentist?
A tooth fairy

Answer 16

What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A fruit stand

Answer 17

Why don't homosexuals like playing chess?
Because every so often they have to sacrifice a queen.

Answer 18

Did you hear about the queer burglar?
He couldn't blow the safe so he went down on the elevator.

Answer 19

How many gay rights activists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.

Answer 20

How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy got up!

Answer 21

What do you call 2 gays in wheelchairs?
Rolaids

Answer 22

Where do gays park?
In the rear

Answer 23

What do gay men call hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps

Answer 24

You're so stupid you thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Answer 25

You're so stupid you thought Dairy Queen was a gay milkman.

Answer 26

Doctor: I'm afraid your son Lance has sustained a serious neck injury.
Father: Oh my god!
Doctor: But look on the bright side... Your son is no longer a fruit. He's now a vegetable.

Answer 27

Did you hear about the gay airline pilot?
He got sucked out from the cock pit.

Answer 28

What do you call 2 straight guys and a gay?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Answer 29

What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
A flame thrower

Answer 30

What did the gay guy bring to the Christmas Party?
A fruitcake

Answer 31

What is a good pick-up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"

Answer 32

What did one gay dentist say to the other?
You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across!

Answer 33

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Answer 34

How do you fit four gay guys on one bar stool?

You turn it upside down

Answer 35

Answer 36

How do you get a gay guy to fuck a nun ? Shit in her cunt

Answer 37

Do you know why they can't find a cure for AIDS? They can't find...

Answer 38

What kind of license do lesbians get when they get married? A...

Answer 39

A man walks into a bar in Bangkok. A sign reads: Cheese Sandwich:...