Answer 1

What 12-step group do you check your girlfriend into who won't shut up?
On Anon Anon

Answer 2

What does burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Answer 3

What is the difference between a cheerleader and a washing machine?
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Answer 4

Early to bed, early to rise, and your girlfriend goes out with other guys!

Answer 5

What is a girlfriend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies, and division of friends.

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are YOU shaking?...

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When women like younger men they're cougars. When men like younger...

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What a woman says: This place is a mess. C'mon! You and I need to...