Answer 1

The past, the present and future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.

Answer 2

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

Answer 3

When were there only 3 vowels?
Before U or I were born.

Answer 4

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Answer 5

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus

Answer 6

Is there another word for synonym?

Answer 7

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Answer 8

English teacher: You, boy! Give me two pronouns.
Little Johnny: Who? Me?

Answer 9

A metaphor is like a simile.

Answer 10

What is the capital of Washington?
The W

Answer 11

Answer 12

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Answer 13

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Answer 14

How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

Answer 15

Did you hear about the homeschooling mom who talked to...