Hand Job jokes

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A man walks into a bar in Bangkok. A sign reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

The man walks up to a barmaid.

Man: Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?
Barmaid: Why, yes. That's me.
Man: Then go wash your hands! I want a cheese sandwich.

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