History jokes - Pardon My Ego

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What happened when the wheel was invented?
It started a revolution.

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History does not repeat itself... historians merely repeat each other.

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"I worked as a historian until I realized there was no future in it."

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
Dates!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom

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"I don't want to Russia but your essay on Stalin is due tomorrow!"

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Why did Henry VIII put Skittles on his lawn?
So he could take Anne Boleyn.

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What did Mason say to Dixon?
We've got to draw the line here!

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Mother: Why aren't you doing well in history?
Son: The teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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