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Math Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Principal: Do you do your homework?
Boy: Now and then.
Principal: Where do you do it?
Boy: Here are there.
Principal: Put him in the closet!
Boy: Hey, when will I get out?
Principal: Sooner or later.
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Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Teacher: This essay of yours about a dog is an exact copy of your brother's essay!
Student: You're right. It's the same dog.
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A boy had a homework assignment and he needed to ask his family something to do for his homework. He went home and asked his dad what to do for homework and he was watching soccer and the other team scored a goal then he said no no no no. He asked his mum and she was on the phone and said yes of course I will go. He asked his sister and she said I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world because she was playing with barbies. He asked his brother and he was playing a video game so he said under the toilet under the toilet. He went to school the next day and his teacher said: did you do your homework boy: no no no no no teacher: do you want to go to the principal boy: yes of course I will go principal: what is your name? Boy: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world I am fantastic I am like elastic principal: where do you live? Boy: under the toilet under the toilet principal: you are expelled
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why did my mum die.
Because i killed her.
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Student: I don't think I deserve a zero for this work!
Teacher: You're right. But it was the lowest grade I could give.
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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Student: No, I got them all wrong by myself!
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Teacher: did your parents help you with their homework?
Student: No, they did it all on their own
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-guy
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Why the cow cross the road? To watch a moooovie
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Why do squrils swim on there backs To keep ther nuts dry
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What does a silver medalist and a teacher have in common?
They both came in a little behind.
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