Answer 1

Recruiter: Can you handle a variety of work?
Applicant: Absolutely. I've had 12 different jobs in the past 6 months.

Answer 2

Recruiter: We need someone in this position who is responsible.
Applicant: That's me. On my last job, whenever something went wrong they said I was responsible.

Answer 3

Recruiter: You'll start at $14 an hour and after 6 months it will go up to $16 an hour.
Applicant: OK then... I'll come back in 6 months.

Answer 4

Recruiter: My concern is that you've never worked in this area of business. For a candidate with no experience you are certainly asking for a high salary.
Applicant: That's right. The work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!

Answer 5

This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position in his company. He asked her "if you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly replied "the living one!"

Answer 6

Applying for the administration job at the crematorium was Soul...

Answer 7

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Answer 8

Mailman: Does your dog bite? Boy: No. The dog bites the mailman's...

Answer 9

Answer 10

Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's...