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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well, you did say it was my lunch money!
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Who won the race between the two balls of string?
Neither. They were tied!
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Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks.
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Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
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How do you stop elephants from charging?
Take away their credit cards.
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What did the rug say to the floor?
"Don't move. I've got you covered."
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When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a garage!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
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Who forced Luke Skywalker to pay his bill at the restaurant?
Darth Waiter
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What do you eat when you're stuck in traffic?
Traffic jam
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A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato were in a race. The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
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What did one tube of glue say to the other?
We have to stick together!
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A dad says to his son "don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time." The son responds "but I do dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!"
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Girl: A monster's bitten off my foot mom!
Mother: Then keep out of the kitchen. I just washed the floor.
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What did the 1st stoplight say to the 2nd stoplight?
Don't look - I'm changing!
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What part of a car is the laziest?
The wheels. They're always tired.
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer
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What happened when the boy dropped his ice cream in the pool?
He made an ice cream float.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships
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Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side!
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What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.
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Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh a ton!
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Why did the girl bury her flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
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What runs but can't walk?
A faucet
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How do you cut the sea in two?
With a seasaw
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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a toe truck.
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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