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Knock Knock jokes for Kids
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Toucan
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Spider
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says I like you!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Oink Oink
Oink Oink who?
Well, make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. That's why I knocked.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Opportunity
Don't be silly... Opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Safari
Safari who?
Safari so good.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No, cows go 'moo' not who!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummyache!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again?!
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