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"He works almost every day. He almost works on Monday. He almost works on Tuesday, almost works on Wednesday..."
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"There's no excuse for laziness but I'm working on it."
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Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?
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"He's very religious! He won't work if there's a Sunday that week..."
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The trouble with doing nothing is you never know when you're finished!
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I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.
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Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
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