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Man: Do you know where I can get a book on suicide?
Librarian: Fuck off, you won't bring it back.
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Librarian: Please be quiet. The people next to you can't read.
Boy: That's such a shame! I've been reading since I was 5.
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What buildings have the most stories?
Libraries
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Blonde: Hi, I'd like a burger and fries!
Librarian: This is a library.
Blonde (whispering): Hi, I'd like a burger and fries...
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What do librarians use for fishing?
Bookworms
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What vegetables to librarians like?
Quiet peas!
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