Answer 1

Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.

Answer 2

Despite the cost of living have you noticed how popular it remains?

Answer 3

There are 3 kinds of people in life: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.

Answer 4

Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive.

Answer 5

Life is the process of losing our illusions... until we ultimately lose the illusion that we are alive.

Answer 6

Life: No one gets out alive!

Answer 7

"I used to have a handle on life but it broke."

Answer 8

Bumper sticker: Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after!

Answer 9

"I'll live forever or die trying!"

Answer 10

The first half of life is ruined by your parents; the second half by your kids!

Answer 11

There's one good thing about life... It's only temporary.

Answer 12

Life may not be worth living but what else can you do with it?

Answer 13

"I don't know what I want but I do know I don't have it!"

Answer 14

Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does!

Answer 15

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Answer 16

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Answer 17

I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila.

Answer 18

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Answer 20

My life coach just benched me.

Answer 21

How many pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Two...

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Answer 24

Christian said my jokes are baaaaa-d hes a G.O.A.T.

Answer 25