Lobster jokes

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Customer: This lobster has only one claw.
Waiter: I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
Customer: Then bring me the winner!

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Why don't lobsters share their toys?
Because they're shellfish.

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Sushi jokes

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If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?

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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.

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These must be misfortune cookies...