Lottery jokes

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The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.

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What do you call a pig that won the lottery?
Filthy rich

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Why don't you ever see a newspaper headline say "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

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What lottery did the broom win?
The sweepstakes

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Husband: Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!
Wife: Where for? The mountains? The lake?
Husband: I don't care. Just get the hell out of here!

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