Answer 1

How many mafia guys does it take to change a light bulb?
...you gotta problem with the light bulb!?

Answer 2

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Just one. To slam the car trunk shut.

Answer 3

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.

Answer 4

How do you know if a Pole is at a cockfight?
He's the one with a duck.
How do you know if an Italian is there?
He bets on the duck.
How do you know if the Mafia is there?
The duck wins.

Answer 5

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness!

Answer 6

Why do wise guy and wise man mean totally different things?

Answer 7

how can you insult the mafia?
call them gangsters.

Answer 8

Answer 9

"I wanted this date to end well so I brought my wingman......

Answer 10

Man Steals Clock, Faces Time.

Answer 11

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape

Answer 12

If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto...