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A recent survey found 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
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Teacher: Johnny, if you added 5,748 to 4,911, divided the total by 3, and then multiplied it by 2, what would you end up with?
Johnny: The wrong answer.
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What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job?
Paper or plastic?
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"What happened to your girlfriend, that cute math student?"
"She's not girlfriend anymore. I caught her cheating on me."
"I can't believe she would cheat on you."
"A couple nights ago I called her. She said she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns."
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
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A teacher asks his students "What is 2k + k?" A student replies "3000!"
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's left to the readers as an exercise.
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What did the circumference of the circle say to its diameter?
Hey, do you wanna share some of my pi?
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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What's the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
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If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Very large hands!
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What did the abacus tell his neighbor?
"You can always count on me."
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What do you call a whoopee cushion in Algebra class?
A weapon of math disruption
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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Dear Math,
I am not your therapist so solve your own damn problems!
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What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Pi in the sky
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"She told me I was average but I think she was just being mean."
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