Answer 1

"My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips."

Answer 2

What happened to the klepto's daughter?
She took after her mother.

Answer 3

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!

Answer 4

Mom: What do you think I am, made of money?
Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

Answer 5

3 moms were attending a group therapy session with their small children. The psychiatrist noted the first has an obsession with eating and had named their child Candy. He told the second "you can't stop spending money and you even named your daughter Penny!" At that point the third mother got up and took her young boy by the hand. She whispered to him "Dick, let's go, I don't have time for this today."

Answer 6

If evolution is fact why do mothers only have 2 hands?

Answer 7

Why did the biscuit cry?
Because his mother was a wafer too long.

Answer 8

She's so wrinkled her mother was a Shar Pei.

Answer 9

Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...

Answer 10

Girl: So what are you doing today? Guy: Your mom.

Answer 11

"Mommy, mommy! Grandma's going out!" "Well, throw on some more...

Answer 12

Answer 13

Don: I have the perfect son. Frank: Does he smoke? Don:...