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How many NASA technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy because the light bulb costs $4 million and they'll plan it for two weeks. When they finally get around to it the weather will be bad so they'll postpone it until next week.

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What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What does NASA stand for?
No Aliens Seen Again

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