NASCAR jokes

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What is NASCAR an abbreviation for?
Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Where can you find tons of redneck jokes?
At a NASCAR event.

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If a boat carrying Robert Pressley, Geoff Bodine, and John Andretti sinks, who would be saved?

Half of the cars in Sunday's race. :)

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Danica Patrick jokes

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Did you hear Danica Patrick was arrested for drugs? They found...

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Dale Earnhardt Jr jokes

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What do Dale Jr and global warming have in common?? 10 years...

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Auto Racing jokes

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How do you know when a NASCAR car is broke down? it turns...

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Dale Earnhardt jokes

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What did Dale Earnhardt and Hitler have in common? They both...

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Skateboarding jokes

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....