Navy jokes

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6 phases in a month of Navy recruiting:
1. Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the guilty
5. Punishment of the innocent
6. Praise and honors for the non-participants

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The navy is what you join to see the world. Then you spend 2 years in a submarine!

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"All the time I was in the Navy my wife sent me these nagging letters. I couldn't even enjoy the war in peace!"

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