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Brian: It says on your performance evaluation "takes advantage of every opportunity to progress." What does that mean?
Ralph: That I buy drinks for my supervisors.

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Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's favoritism but if a woman gets the job ahead of him it's equal opportunity?

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