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Paint jokes

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Why do painters get upset so easily?
They're very emulsional.

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Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not real bright but it's cheap and and spreads easy.

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What do men and spray paint have in common?
One squeeze and they're all over you.

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What did the painter say to the wall?
"One more crack and I'll plaster you!"

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What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint

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Did you hear about the painter who was fired for dropping things on people?
He couldn't hold his lacquer!

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Window jokes

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What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass

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Used Car Salesmen jokes

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How is buying a used car like going to a whorehouse? You're pretty...

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Black Friday jokes

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Black Friday is a scam to distract you from the fact they are...

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Condo jokes

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Plumber jokes

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What happens to dead plumbers? They go down the drain!