Answer 1

How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion.

Answer 2

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Answer 3

186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea - it's the Law.

Answer 4

There's no future in time travel.

Answer 5

Entropy isn't what is used to be.

Answer 6

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

Answer 7

"Watt we need is more power!"

Answer 8

Friction can be a drag sometimes.

Answer 9

The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics:
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't quit the game.

Answer 10

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain goat?
Nothing. A mountain goat is a scalar.

Answer 11

Mother: Why is your room such a mess?
Son: Well, it's like this... The principle of entropy states that the universe moves towards disorder. Entropy can never be reversed. So who am I to violate the laws of physics?

Answer 12

Sign on the wall of a college lab: "Warning: Do Not Look into Laser with Remaining Eye"

Answer 13

Great names in science come and go but Ampere will always be current!

Answer 14

How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Two to do it and and one to renormalise the wave function.

Answer 15

Our school is very poor. The physics book is so outdated the last chapter deals with combustion.

Answer 16

The particle physicist didn't jump on the bandwagon... he lepton it.

Answer 17

Quantum Mechanics... The dreams stuff is made of.

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Answer 19

Newton just burned the heck out of Galileo. You know what he says?...

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Answer 21

I AM A TURTLE AND IM CROSSING THE ROAD BUT THERE MEASURING IT SO I...

Answer 22

An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...