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What happened to the Polish National Library?
Someone stole the book.
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Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
It opens on impact.
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How do you make Polish sausage?
Use retarded pigs.
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Did you hear about the Polish terrorist?
They sent him to blow up a car and he burnt his mouth on the tailpipe!
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Did you hear about the Polish abortion clinic?
There's a one-year waiting list!
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How do you take a census in a Polish village?
Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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How do you tell which is the groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
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Customer: I'd like some Polish sausage.
Clerk: Are you Polish?
Customer: Yes, I am. But let me ask you... if I had asked for Italian sausage would you have asked me if I was Italian? If I had asked for a taco would you have asked if I was Mexican? Would ya!?
Clerk: No, I wouldn't have.
Customer: Then why the HELL did you ask me if I was Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?
Clerk: Because this is a hardware store.
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What do you call a Polack with 500 girlfriends?
A shepherd
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