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Bumper Sticker: "Don't vote... It only encourages them!"

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Politician 1: You're lying!
Politician 2: Of course. But hear me out...

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What is the word "politics" derived from?
"poly" meaning "many" and "tics" meaning blood-sucking parasites.

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When politicians get the flu you never know which way they'll vote. Sometimes the eyes have it and sometimes the nose.

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Politicians are diapers have one thing in common. They should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

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What is a politician?
Someone who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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