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When does a Princess admit she's wrong?
When YOU admit it's your fault!
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What does it mean when a Princess is the love your life?
You BOTH have something in common!
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Why was the bodyguard so red-faced after the Princess got in an accident?
He had Di all over him.
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How did Princess Di stay so thin?
She went on a crash diet.

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