Answer 1

How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, set, glow!

Answer 2

Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He found himself in a no-wind situation!

Answer 3

Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.

Answer 4

What is a group of whites running down a hill called?
Avalanche

Answer 5

What is a group of blacks running down a hill called?
Mudslide

Answer 6

What is a group of latinos running down a hill called?
JAILBREAK

Answer 7

Why did the stupid race car driver make 10 pit stops during a race?
He was asking for directions!

Answer 8

What do you call a hot dog that wins a race?
The Wiener

Answer 9

If a white woman in the Army is a WAC what is a black woman in the Army called?
A WACoon

Answer 10

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....

Answer 11

Why aren't there Mexicans in the Olympics? They all got deported.

Answer 12

Answer 13

What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap? The bag!

Answer 14