Rejected Hallmark Card jokes

Requested in Misc. Themes by NumeroOcho
edited by MC Jester

4 Jokes

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"Your daughter's a hooker, it spoiled your day...
But look on the bright side, she's a really good lay!"

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"Your wife left you, how upset you must be...
But don't fret about it, she moved in with me!"

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"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! So did you ever find out who the father is?"

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"Welcome to married life! Too bad everyone hates your wife..."

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