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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Moses: Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that hath crosseth the road. The chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nun: It was a habit.

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