Robbery jokes

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What kind of robbery is the least dangerous?
A safe robbery

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Who was the world's greatest thief?
Atlas. He held up the whole world!

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Why did the robber take a bath?
He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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"I got this car through my work. I'm a car thief..."

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"Sir, could you please spare something for a man down on his luck? All I have in this world is this small gun!"

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"If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

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